If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot
You owe me a drink, you're so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
