If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?
