If she says, "I'm OK," you're fine. If she says, "I'm Fine," You're not OK.
My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
