I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
I always say "morning" instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to you.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?