I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Real men don't cry...tears for real men are only unnecessary liquids in the body
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?
