I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."
Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be because you are BeAuTi-ful.
