I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said "If you can read this the bitch fell off."
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
A real Don Juan has to dress not only tasteful but also very quickly.
I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything