If Mayans could predict the future, why didn't they predict their extinction?
Always give 100% at work: 12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday
Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? Because if they all went, it would be Hell
