Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers.
When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong
