If you're looking for the best time to spill things on yourself, might I suggest wearing a white shirt and right before an interview.
Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day? Hog and kisses!
What's the definition of a Yankee? Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself