I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and I. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch
A cat, by any other name, is still a sneaky little furball that barfs on the furniture