I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Why are women like KFC? After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Credit cards are VERY dangerous. Every time I try to use one somebody starts chasing me with scissors
If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.