I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize.
There are drunk bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunk bikers.