I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot
If I'd shot you sooner, I'd be out of jail by now.
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?