Level, racecar and kayak are words known as palindromes. They can be read the same from left to right or right to left.
I think football would become an even better game if someone could invent a ball that kicks back
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now