Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket
Before I criticize a man, I like to walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when I do criticize him, I'm a mile away and I have his shoes.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts
