[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
I changed my password to "incorrect". So whenever I forget what it is the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree would kill you? A pool table
All I'm saying is why blame it on being lazy when you can blame it on being old?