Monsters aren't under your bed or in your closet. They're the people you give your heart to who don't want it but take it anyway.
All men are idiots...and I married their king.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
An ad at the zoo: 'Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'