Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good