Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.
I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the West
Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.
If you got tired of living, don't share your thoughts with all your friends - they might not give you a chance to change your mind.
