Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.
There's a pigeon walking up the driveway. I don't care what he wants. I'm not answering the door
Why do they call it Alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'Hi, My name is John and I am an alcoholic'
Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews
