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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus ? He stole the show !
How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it