That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent"
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake