The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
Are you a Nice girl or Good girl?: Nice girls blush when they watch porn, Good girls smile cause they know they can do better
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
Men read Playboy for the articles, women go to malls for the music.