The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
Nowadays, most of the children dream about an iPhone, when I was a child all I wanted was a dog
