The sun is going to go out in 4 billion years, and you sit there and act like everything is fine
I was at a restaurant and I noticed my waitress had a black eye. So I ordered very slowly because obviously she doesn't listen.
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it