There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...
The speed of light is when you take out a bottle of beer out of the fridge before the light comes on
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step