There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...
You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.
My friends say that I'm gay because I don't like football. What a bunch of idiots. I'm gay because I like cock
[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me. I said u look really fat in those pants!