Transitional age is when during a hot day you don't know what you want - ice cream or beer
I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"
What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of seamen
I'll be Burger King and you be McDonald's. I'll have it my way, and you'll be lovin' it