I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
Don't wanna say I despise you, but if I have a cup of water and you're on fire, I'd drink it
Did you know that there are 71.9 acres of nipple tissue in the U.S.?
It is said that, a way to a man's heart goes through a stomach. Aha...you might think that men go to their lovers to eat some soup.
