Twitter is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
Why does it feel like time slows down during the day when you're at work and rapidly speeds up at night when you get home?
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
