Two snowmen in a field, one turned to the other and said "I don't know about you but I can smell carrots!"
The best thing about living at the beach is that you only have assholes on three sides of you
I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it.
Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them.