What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
I prayed to God for a car, but prayers doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
How do 5 gay men walk? One Direction!