What do women and police cars have in common? They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming
Everything has to be related in a woman: if the mouth shuts, the legs open.
I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbor said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.'
The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right.