What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? Cauliflowers!
If you can't recall my name, just yell 'Chicken Wings'. I'll turn around and look.
For once in my life, I'd like to get up in the morning and be as excited about it as my penis
However lonely you feel, you're never alone. There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
