When I was a kid my mother stopped breastfeeding me. I asked her why and she says "hey, I just wanna be friends."
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common? Both do hat tricks!
Why are men like cars? Because they always pull out before they check to see if anyone else is cumming