Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
I'm trying to finish writing a script for a porno movie, but there are just too many holes in the plot
A friend is someone who will help you move. A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a dead body
Boy : I have a pen you have a phone number. Think of the possibilities. Girl : I have a sandal you have a face. Think of Casualties.