Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
A woman is like a shadow: when you walk from behind she runs away. When you run from her, she follows you behind