Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone.
Two years ago I married a lovely young virgin, and if that doesn't change soon, I'm gonna divorce her
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him