Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
I'm pretty sure I'm going to die without knowing what 95% of a scientific calculator is used for
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me
What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced