Why are Scientology and Proctology alike? It's all a load of shit.
What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year
But do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.
There is a new trend in our office; everyone is putting names on their food. I saw it today, while I was eating a sandwich named Kevin.
