Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
Beers are full of female hormones. After I drink a pack I can't drive a car and I start behaving illogically
If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!