Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that
What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks!
If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
