Why should you send your sweetie a valentine? Because you always heart the one you love
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest
