Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him
If you feel lonely, down, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up. Remember, you can always change your birthday on Facebook!
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"
