Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate.
You can't know a person well until you live with them. You can't know them really well until you divorce them
