Alright kids, smile as if daddy has died!
Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month
Your father will be home soon, and he will be looking for dinner. Tell him I hope he finds it
In Al's defense, football has always meant a lot to him. In fact, it's the only time he can still go deep
He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!
I hate work. That's why I got married
Like your youth, it should be gone
Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible
"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?
No Al, great would be if you flossed