Top 10 Peggy "Peg" Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Alright kids, smile as if daddy has died!

Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month

Your father will be home soon, and he will be looking for dinner. Tell him I hope he finds it

In Al's defense, football has always meant a lot to him. In fact, it's the only time he can still go deep

He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!

I hate work. That's why I got married

Like your youth, it should be gone

Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible

"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?

No Al, great would be if you flossed