Like your youth, it should be gone
Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!
No Al, great would be if you flossed
Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible
"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?