Latest Peggy "Peg" Bundy One Liners & Quotes

Like your youth, it should be gone

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.11 from: 89 votes

Unlike you Al, a shotgun can go off more than once a month

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.42 from: 81 votes

"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.97 from: 66 votes

He tries to sell shoes, he tries to satisfy his wife. He does neither!

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.15 from: 71 votes

No Al, great would be if you flossed

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.83 from: 58 votes

Much like in bed, Al wants to get it over with as soon as possible

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 2.5 from: 30 votes

"Man": Look Ma'am, my wife has just given birth to triplets "Peg": Well congratulations, who's the father?

This Peggy Bundy quote is rated: 1.96 from: 54 votes