A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
Unlike marriage, phone sex is a victim-less crime
I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.
I left highschool, and lost the will to live, and here I am