A fat woman Godzillas into the shoe store today, asks for something she could wear to walk in the woods. Jokingly, I suggest she wear a sign that says: "Don't shoot from the front I look human"
I haven't showered in a week so I think I better get right to bed
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
I married you till death do us part. Which means when I'm dead I'm free to date