Do you always go to work wearing curtains and smelling of Mars bars?
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
Sorry Marcy, I mistook you for a 70 year old hillbilly
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
