Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
Since we're all gonna spend the whole day together tomorrow, today, GET OUT!
Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself