Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
Kids, why didn't you tell me it was your mother's birthday? I wouldn't have come home
The difference between here and school is, you will be out of here when you're 18
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass