Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
I'm not saying it's bad to be a girl. I'd rather be dead myself.
These are sevens. The box says nine because well... lady, you're a nine. Now I can accept that. Why can't you?
Remember when I said that when we didn't have much that we could always look at the poor people less fortunate then us and feel better? Well... let's find a mirror