Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?
So, when some moo-cow thunders in here with a pie under each chin, I'm not supposed to ask if that's the Star Spangled banner she's belching so I know whether to sit or stand
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother