Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
That's what being a man is like: making mistakes and not caring
A fat woman clip clopped into the shoe store today, and said I need something I'd be comfortable in. I said "Try Wyoming"
White crosses, sunlight... nothing works on you anymore does it?