Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
I'm studying this Kryptonite thing, if it will stop Superman, it might work on your mother
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world