Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids
There's only one kind of kiss, man faces his woman, closes his eyes, imagines he's with someone else, just like sex
