Expired Driver's License, why can't a marriage license do that?
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
You know Peg, I hate it when your mother weebles down here for her little midnight snacks which last until 9 in the morning
I work in a shoe store and still I'm not happy to come home
