Envy me. That's my wife. Those are my kids and I sell womens' shoes
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
In the darkest realm of night, I've stared right in the face of hell and I've said "Peg, can't you get some sleep?"
I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door
