This is a sex free house and by God it will be for the rest of my life
That's because I don't love you like a son Bud
It's a sure bet that this time next year Marcie will be a member of the Hair Club For Men
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids