It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
If I was the mailman, I would be having your wife!
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
No we can't Peg, because now when we make love, I don't get to go home
