It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than dog's
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Well Peg we all have to live with our disappointments. I, of course has to sleep with mine
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"