Only way I know it's spring is when the snow melts and I see my garbage on Marcy's lawn
Ahh. The home shopping network. Boy, this is a good idea for women, it was a little too tough driving to the mall with a couch strapped to their ass
It's just like an elevator, there's a two ton weight limit on these shoes
So I'm trying to force a pair of size 13 shoes on her Jurassic feet