Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here
Peg, if you weren't my wife, I'd kiss you
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
If God had wanted women to bowl, he would've put their breasts on their backs so we would have something to watch while waiting our turn