Hey peg, just like what I said this morning, WHAT THE HELL are you doing in here
Your dad will always be your dad... Until he can't take it anymore and he hops on a freight train.
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk