I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
I had a dream last night. A big red haired mosquito in tight pants was hovering over me sucking money out of my wallet
Real men don't write letters
