I begged for the death-penalty but they insisted that I'd learn a lesson
It's ok to call hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays
Who put the battery in the Energizer chicken
Did you know that daddy's nurse was a fat woman who used to come to his shoe store? I say "used to" because her patronage fell off when she came in and asked for something to make her foot look small, and I said "try your ass"
