I must be careful and selective. I must not hire the first boob who walks in the door
You wouldn't know this but it's tough out there for those of us without a couch growing out of our butt
Behind every successful man is a woman who didn't marry me
I'd rather go synchronized swimming with Angela Lansbuy. I'd rather have my neck shaved by Ray Charles, I'd even rather have your picture tattooed on the inside of my eye lids