Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
Why don't you follow me down the brewery, I'll tie a bowling ball to my ankle, dive in a vat of beer, I'll leave this world the same way I entered my marriage. Dead Drunk!
"Peg": I was very young when I got married. "Al": And I was very drunk
If God wanted women to play ball, he'd have made them men
