Sorry, Peg, I didn't hear you. I was thinking of killing myself
"Kelly": We've never had a father-daughter talk. "Al": That's because up until now, I've never had anything to say to you.
I'm not paying for mistakes. I've been doing that since I got married.
I had to give a driving test to a woman who is so fat they had to shoot her license photo with the Hubble telescope
