If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
Peg what is it with you? You can change six D batteries in the dark, but you can't find a 2 ton automobile in broad daylight
Don't put on a dress and ask us if it makes you look fat. We hate that. Besides, it's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat
And no one understand why I scream on the way back home
