If dynamite was dangerous, do you think they'd sell it to an idiot like me
I never wanted to get married, I got married.Never wanted kids, I have 2 of them. Why the hell am I here?
I'll tell you what I do then, We'll stand you in front of a mirror, I'll begin strangling you, when you reach the shade of blue that is satisfactory to you, you yell "Moo" and I'll stop
My name is Al Bundy, and I was born to rock your world
